So I needed to call Bank Of America to get a replacement card because I lost mine. OK, I shredded it accidentally but that is a different story. Anyways, I need to call the customer service department. What is the first question the computer asks? "What is your card number?"
I don't know, because I am reporting it lost (shredded - different story), but luckily, after doing nothing on my keypad they shoot me to the next prompt that says "If you are calling to report a lost or stolen card, press 1". Now we are getting somewhere.
"We are experiencing extremely high call volume. Your call will be answered in the order received." Time to play some solitaire on my computer. Missed two calls waiting for a live person. Finally get a live person (from TN...she said so when she answered, sorry @RitaB if you think I am making fun of your state). What is the first question the rep asks? "What is your 16 digit card number?"
Me "I don't know. I hit the button to tell you that I need a replacement card. Maybe the computer did not tell you that when the call was routed to you."
And here is the kicker...I kid you not....this came out of her mouth...obviously reading from a script..."Did you know you can go online to the BofA website and take care of this?"
Me..."How do I do that if I don't know my card number?"
Crickets.....then ..."oh, sorry about that, lets get you taken care of, what is your social...…"
I just wanted to say "Here's your sign".
Tom
Modesto, CA