OldJack Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jainen Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 >>I'm an idiot and I needed company<< Welcome home, OldJack. What I love about this place is that I always learn something new. For example, I just learned that apparently some people keep their eyes open when they stick their tongue out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I spit on myself a little. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm not telling what I did or didn't do but I did laugh - a lot :spaz: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'm an idiot twice. I've seen this before and still fell for it. Sheesh. Leave me alone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstaxes Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I an idiot too but I sure enjoy the great company of all of you. Thanks for the laugh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnH Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 It can be done, but it requires the aid of a short piece of string and a fish hook. (plus a visit to the Emergency Room) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Thanks SO much, OldJack -- for a much-needed laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 JohnH - I'm not going to fall for that one. I'm not that tired or that much of an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I beleive the IT guys call it "ID10T" error - - - - :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 PEBKAC - The most common I.T. problem.... Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasdlm Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I laughed out loud (after sticking my tongue out and looking at the ceiling . . . like an idiot) . . . my husband came to see what was so funny. He read the post and did NOT stick his tongue out or look up at the ceiling. He doesn't fit in with us; I'm not sure what to do . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 You can keep him around if he has other redeeming qualities, but don't spend too much time with him during tax season! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 PEBKAC - The most common I.T. problem.... Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. And in target shooting, the most common problem that causes bad shots is the loose nut behind the trigger. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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