Catherine Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 http://chicksontheright.com/posts/item/25085-westjet-might-be-the-best-marketing-story-of-the-year This is just delightful! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Found myself wondering what the guy who asked for underwear and socks felt as he watched that big screen tv being unwrapped! ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Absolutely beautiful.....I loved the little boy with the android tablet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 HILARIOUS SILENT MONKS CHORUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZCFCeJTEzNU 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted December 13, 2013 Report Share Posted December 13, 2013 More Jokes for Geeks Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: "Oh hell, I forgot to feed the dog!" What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: "Hello, I'd like a beer." The barman replies: "Hello, you'd like a beer?" "Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer." When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg. The barman says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here." A tachyon enters a bar. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please." An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says, "Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?" The electron replies, "Oh great, now I'm lost." An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: "What'll it be, boys?" The first mathematician: "I'll have one half of a beer." The second mathematician: "I'll have one quarter of a beer." The third: "I'll have one eight of a beer." The fourth: "I'll have one sixteenth---" The bartender interrupts: "Know your limits, boys" as he pours out a single beer. What does the "B" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Subject: "Do you love your husband?" this one struck me funny..... A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" Of course, all the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you actually told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, (the women sitting next to them) and to read aloud to the group the text message they received in response. Here are some of the replies: 1. Who the hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up with you?? 4. What now? Did you crash the car, again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. ?!? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Just a mild grin until, #12, which had my laughing out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I added this earlier and it disappeared -- wonder what happened? http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/heartwarming-photos-of-two-brothers-who-have-taken-a-picture Love this series of photos of two brothers! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jklcpa Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I added this earlier and it disappeared -- wonder what happened? http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/heartwarming-photos-of-two-brothers-who-have-taken-a-picture Love this series of photos of two brothers! I didn't see your post earlier and it's not in the deleted content. Maybe it got sucked into a black hole of cyberspace. It's a great series of pictures, btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I blame it on sunspots! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I blame it on sunspots! Sunspots are responsible for SO much more than most of us realize! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Sunspots are responsible for SO much more than most of us realize! Mercury is in retrograde!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 This is so true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CathysTaxes Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I added this earlier and it disappeared -- wonder what happened? http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/heartwarming-photos-of-two-brothers-who-have-taken-a-picture Love this series of photos of two brothers! ******************** This is awesome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnH Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Probably my favorite "Far Side" cartoon as well. Attachment is for your viewing pleasure (if this is some sort of copyright infringement somebody please tell me) FarSide.pdf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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