kcjenkins Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 You've Had Way Too Much Coffee When... 1) Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. 2) You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. 3) You sleep with your eyes open. 4) You lick your coffeepot clean. 5) Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 6) You can jump-start your car without cables. 7) Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low. 8) You don't sweat, you percolate. 9) You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug. 10) You've worn the finish off your coffee table. 11) The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. 12) Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house. 13) Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans." 14) Instant coffee takes too long. You name your cats Cream and Sugar. 15) Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted February 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 By the way, I've noticed [and fixed when I notice it] the fact that some of you are including cites that end up looking like this: §1429((2) or Sec 528©(2) Note the emoticon in the cite? And the copyright sign instead of capital C? OK, two ways to avoid those: 1) turn off emoticons on that post 2) leave an extra space between the B or C and the closing ) Because the 'code' for those emoticons is the same as typing Open parenthesis Capital B [or C ] close parenthesis. If you type them with the extra space, they look like this: §1429(B )(2) or Sec 528(C )(2). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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