Men and women are NOT always talking the same language

[kcjenkins]

Men and women are not always speaking the same language....

1. THINGY (thing-ee)

...For the Female: Any part under a car hood.

...For the Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)

...For the Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

...For the Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)

...For the Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

...For the Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)

...For the Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

...For the Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)

...For the Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

...For the Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)

...For the Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

...For the Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)

...For the Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

...For the Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

...For the Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

...For the Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[PapaJoe]

>>Men and women are not always speaking the same language....<<

KC, it's great to see a little levity return to the forum. Taxes can be so boring this time of year.

[kcjenkins]

That was my thought, too.