NT - New Element Discovered

[JohnH]

(I borrowed this from a comment posted on a news article. It didn't give attribution so I don't know where it originated)

New Element Discovered!

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron , 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons , which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[RJM]

Excellent! I used to be a Chem major, and always suspected this would be discovered. Next I predict that Gullibillium Votermium will be discovered. This will be an element which oddly remains inert until such point in time that expanding Governmentium has usurped more than 50% of the world's Willtoachieve (catalyzing agents which induce creation of replacement morons and peons) .

Then the Gullibillium Votermium becomes chemically active, coagulates into revolutionary new crystalline structures, which anarchize Governmentium in a violent reaction, resulting in a new equilibrium where Governmentium becomes a trace mineral, and Willtoachieve is restored to high ambient levels. Could happen.

[taxtrio]

I Think that the above mentioned Governmentium has become infected with the dreaded AAADD mentioned in another post!!

Taxtrio