Jump to content
ATX Community

NT* St. Paddy's Day


pcmcpa

Recommended Posts

The Irish Bagpiper

> >> As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside

> > service for a homeless man who had no family or friends.. The funeral was

> > to

> > be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the

> > first to be laid to rest there.

> >>

> >> As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a

> > typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

> > I

> > saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was

> > nowhere in sight.

> >>

> >> I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of

> > the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

> >>

> >> I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the

> > proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.

> > I

> > played out my heart and soul.

> >>

> >> As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd

> > never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to

> > Flowers

> > of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked

> > to

> > my car.

> >>

> >> As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the

> > workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen

> > nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty

> > years."

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...