Elrod Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers. I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice. I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway. If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber! I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one. We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances. I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back. I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch! If I stopped on a dime, I'd probably owe it to someone. I ain't broke, but I'm severely bent. Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maribeth Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Oh, Elrod, not even enough money for a banana or a Frago? Maribeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 well, I'm so broke I can't even pay attention! :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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