kcjenkins Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (Thanks to Missionary Randy Roberts for today's humor.) Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulldogTom Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 That is funny. Thanks KC. Glad to see you are back. I missed you. Tom Lodi, CA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Thanks, Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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