kcjenkins Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 There's a guy at a bar staring at his drink. He sits and stares like this for half an hour. Suddenly, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and slugs it all down. The poor man starts crying. "Come on man, I was just joking," says the truck driver. "Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies. "This day is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I get in late to work. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to drive home, I find out my car is stolen! The police say that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I exit the cab, I leave my wallet and credit cards there and the cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar." "And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 thank you for making me laugh :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydia33 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Need that one for a Friday afternoon that every factory in this town has given out their w-2's with the paycheck today and we are expecting ice and snow tonight. Looks like I will need the 4-wheel drive to get to work in the morning. Hope everything is okay. Thanks again for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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