kcjenkins Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Know Your State's Motto ... Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything. California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois - Please, Don’t Pronounce the "S" Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine - We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker! New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal Rhode Island - We’re Not REALLY An Island South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State Texas - Se Hablo Ingles Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont - Ay, Yep Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 KC -- Thank you for these; they are great! Catherine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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