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Daune/CA

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I'm Retired

I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.

When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW.

Now I don't care about the W.

I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs?

She said DEPENDS.

Food has replaced sex in my life...

Now I can't even get into my own pants!

That Snap, Crackle, Pop in the morning...

Ain't my freaking Rice Krispies.

I was always taught to respect my elders...

Now I don't have anyone to respect.

Looking forward to retirement?

Daune/CA

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