NT - Off the wall,but amusing

[cathyan]

So, is it true if my dad claims me and i don't get money back, I shouldn't file my taxes?

Now that's a tough one.

Wendell down at the barbershop (I pass by there every day on my constitutional to the Kwikmart to get my nougat bar)

said why is your dad claiming you? People don't own other people any more (although sometimes his boss thinks he does)

And why shouldn't you get any money back? We're a new nation, and Mr O said that there's plenty of money to go around.

Wendell said you should claim yourself (be proud!) and you tell Mr O how much money you need for gas, car insurance,

phone bill and everything else, and put that much in the refund box. That's what Wendell down at the barbershop said,

so, you go, girl!

[Catherine]