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A dignified woman is patiently standing at the airport gate check-in counter while the agent checks her seat assignments on her remaining flights. Suddenly a man barges ahead of her, slams his ticket on the counter, and announces to the agent: "I have a first-class ticket on this flight and I need service right now!" The woman slowly slides his ticket back to him and whispers "Sir, first class is a way of life, not a boarding pass."

E-mailed from a friend: I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

It surprised me. I expected a longer delay.

More proof of the total idiocy of the PTIN registration and taxation program.