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  1. I created an excel program to calculate pay. Enter hours and minutes, then the program converts the minutes to percentage of an hour; e.g. 15 seconds = 25%.  Any hours in excess of 40 is entered under overtime hours and minutes with minutes converted to decimal.  Regular and overtime pay are calculated by the program and added to get total gross pay.  The program also calculates SS and MCare to be withheld.  Income tax is entered manually, then the program calculates gross pay, withholding and net pay for each employee and calculates the total for all employees for that pay period.

  2. A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he

    applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

     
     
    The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

     
     
    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go 

    out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

     
     
    "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

     
     
    "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

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  3. Until I read that Air Force regulation, I had never realized that it rolled better if hung as illustrated in the first picture.

     

    Proper hanging of toilet paper was almost as important as saluting and saying "sir."

  4. I don't see how this would stop people from having a joint account with a tax preparer.  But even if it did, the client could give the preparer his account information and log-in codes, then the preparer could transfer part of the money to his own, separate accouint.

  5. One of my clients once had something on their income statement called miscellaneous for about $10,000.  I questioned it and one of the employees said, "That's a lot of miscellaneous."  I finally got them to explain it and reclassify it to something less suspicious.

     

    When I worked for the Air Force, some defense contractors would hide their liquor bills under miscellaneous.

     

    I've used miscellaneous a few times for very small amounts.

  6. I joined Linkedin hoping to track down some former co-workers.  Found one that I worked closely with and one who remembered me, but I didn't remember him.  About two years ago, I invited one person I remembered as one of the best accountants, but she didn't respond until just a few days ago.

     

    The problem with Linkedin is that it is primarily a tool for people looking for a job.  I get recruiters who try to connect with me, but I don't accept their invitations.

     

    I probably should delete my account since i see very little benefit from itl

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  7. You have the case of the preparer and this one. Words are stronger that actions, correct?

    Man Convicted of Threatening to Kill IRS Agent and His Family

    Providence, R.I. (May 27, 2014)

    By Michael Cohn, Editor-in-Chief, AccountingToday.com

    A Rhode Island man has been convicted of threatening to assault and murder an Internal Revenue Service revenue agent and his family.

    Is that a crime or was he performing a public service?

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  8. Drake provides a forms-based method. You click on the relevant 1040 line number and it jumps you to the appropriate input screen.

    After you become more familiar with the input screens, you tend to use the forms-based mode only for a few forms or schedules that you do seldom use. I still occasionally use the forms-based mode even after using Drake for about seven years, but for most returns it is no longer necessary.

  9. If I were in her position, I would report all of the income on my return, then take the after-tax balance attributable to the ORRI and split it with the parent but in increments to preclude a gift tax if giving it all in a single year triggered the gift tax.

    Don't forget to take the depletion on GROSS royalty, not net of severence tax, ad valorem taxes, gathering, compression and marketing cost deductions.

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  10. I notice that K-1s from MLPs tell you that you can import the K-1 information into Turbo Tax. Apparently this is something Tax Act and other DIY software does not do.

    This is somewhat similar to including advertisements with W-2s. It would tend to make you less likely to buy anything other than Turbo Tax.

  11. I had a C Corp return rejected recently. A few days later it was approved even though I had made no changes and had NOT re-submitted it.

    The rejection was due to a "zip archive" mismatch which made no sense to me and I gave up and told the shareholders to set up an EFTPS account and paper-file the return. Then when it was accepted, I had to call the client and tell them that the e-filing was now approved and, since it included having their bank drafted for the tax due, they should not pay it with EFTPS or it would be double-paid.

  12. An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The accountant said, "I like both." "Both?" The accountant replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

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