Elrod

Wished one of you's, told me about guesstimated tax payments........

What will IRS do with the $4.oo, I'm gonna send em.?

There goes all my empty cans. :mad:

:angry:I found a hare in my rabbit stew..............WaW...WaW........

:oYawn!

Taxbilly,

You were right...........I am perplexed today....Just not pleasantly......

Strange Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeling.!!!!! :blink:

Monday, I was confused.................

Yesterday, I was befuddled........................

Today, I'm confused and befuddled.......................

Go Figure............ :dunno:

He's not over on the other place.......

Can't find him here.....

It just ain't fair.....

No One over their helps like he did..

Wa......Wa.........Wa...... :scratch_head:

It's lunch time.???????????????????????

Tuna fish samich.........

Applesauce..............

Chips..................

Cold Faygo............

Yum.....Yum........

Wish I had a banana... :spaz:

# By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

# It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

We have received numerous e-file returns in which the Form 1040, Schedule M was completed incorrectly causing high fallout to the Error Resolution System (ERS). E-file returns that fallout to ERS may cause a delay in the processing for 2 to 3 weeks. The YES and NO boxes should be checked per the Schedule M line instructions. If the NO box is checked on line 10 or line 11 of the Schedule M, please do not enter an amount on either line.

On a joint return, if both spouses received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $500 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if both spouses received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11.

On a joint return, if only one spouse received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the other spouse received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 11.

On other than a joint return, if the taxpayer received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the taxpayer also received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11.

You Go Girl...........

I'm Soooooooo........... Lonely........

I wanna go witcha next time.....Peas.! :spaz:

Banana Soup..............

Freekin Yummy.......... :spaz:

Banana soup

It's Yummy.............

Turns my teeth yellow, though!.. :spaz:

Dear Mr. Bob,

Your 8/17/09, banana order has our warehouse, Backed Up.

We gotta have a response.....

The stench has already sent 2 HI-lo guy's to the infirmary.

Maynard and Ethel, across the street, said.. They would take a bunch... They like pie.

Our number is 111-222-3456

Gus... the hog farmer over in Kingston Township, said.. He'd probably take some.. Maybe.

Our number again... 222-111-6453

If you contact us before midnight tonight... We'll include this lunch pail

with your order... It even has a thermos in it.

Please Advise:

Thanks,

Elrod

Chief Rind Engineer

Apealing Industries

Division of.. Green-Yellow-Rot, LTD

I Like Soup.........

That's about all I need for Christmas......

MERRY CHRISTMAS... ONE AND ALL................ :spaz:

Thanks Taxbilly

What will they do with that nickle? :dunno:

Poo - Poo !

Let me quote a great American republican......................

" Life is like a box of chocolates ........... Ya never know what your gonna get. "

I can still afford cookies....................... Yummy !

They all got what they wanted out of me...............

Alas.!

Turn yours upside down...................

See what you get...

Aug. 2005, I remember wondering where that dang toothpick went to. :spaz:

Just my $ .02 worth..........

I ain't rich needer......... Someone.....PLEASE Bail me out.......

I want a cookie..........................................

Wife put a big pickle in my lunch......

Now I gotta finish this samich & warm fago..................... :spaz:

Thanks Zeke................................

But I Ett em all up..................No worksheet, there................

Apparently still not ready for efile..........

Can't understand that........It's just a worksheet.

.When - Skipping rocks across the water causes sparks......... :spaz:

.....The fourth one ducked............. :spaz: