Janitor Bob Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Me: "Ummm....In my professional opinion, it is because you are single with no dependents and, according to your W-2, you are claiming 12 exemptions....and thus, having almost zero Fed taxes withheld from your pay." Stinky Sam: "Oh yeah...I did do that...needed money to by me a home-brewing kit...last Spring...guess I forgot to change it back". "I guess now I gotta pipe the pooper." Me: "You mean pay the piper" Stinky Sam: "No....pipe the pooper....I gots a clog in my porcelain alter...time to get out my snake" "Later Bob!" Some days, I think I have it all figured out. Other days, I'm just glad my pooper is not clogged. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Me: "Ummm....In my professional opinion, it is because you are single with no dependents and, according to your W-2, you are claiming 12 exemptions....and thus, having almost zero Fed taxes withheld from your pay." Stinky Sam: "Oh yeah...I did do that...needed money to by me a home-brewing kit...last Spring...guess I forgot to change it back". "I guess now I gotta pipe the pooper." Me: "You mean pay the piper" Stinky Sam: "No....pipe the pooper....I gots a clog in my porcelain alter...time to get out my snake" "Later Bob!" Some days, I think I have it all figured out. Other days, I'm just glad my pooper is not clogged. Sidney must be one SPECIAL kind of town!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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