Booger Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit more and we had a bit of a snuggle, then she asked if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?". What's that? I asked. It's a mother and daughter threesome, she said. Oh. I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. No, I haven't. And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink that tonight was "my lucky night". So I went back to her place, we walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs... MOM, YOU STILL AWAKE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Managed Solutions Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booger Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I hope that this joke isn't too racy. If it is, I apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Managed Solutions Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I don't know about others, but I thought it was funny. I was expecting this great outcome then it hits me that the "daughter" was actually the mother. It did make me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXBILLY Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 That would get one sober pretty quick! taxbilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Bob Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 That made me shiver...then I laughed...then I shivered again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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