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NT Idiot Sightings 3/5


Margaret CPA in OH

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5. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce... From Kansas City

6. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham Ala.

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6A. True First Hand... Ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut online, then discovered I made an error. Had to call the store to make the correction.

Them: "Hello Pizza Hut, Can I help you?"

Me: "Yes, I need to modify and order I placed on the internet."

Them: "What does that mean?" (She had to be at least 18 to be working there...)

Me: "I need to change my order."

Them: "Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

Me: (SIGH.......)

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>>She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." <<

Where I live, you don't even have to ask. All they give you is minimal anyway.

>>"That's why we ask."<<

In other words, "we're going to rummage through your undies, so when we find that tube of toothpaste don't try changing your story and saying you didn't know it was there!"

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