Sorry, I know this is not funny, but I had a vision of Beavis going, "He said frocking, huhuhuhuhuhu."
My own sad story, gal came in, in a big ole hurry, I get her return done in about three days, beating the usual time for the past five years I've done her return.
Call her. Had to leave message. No response.
Call her again two days later. No response.
Call her the third time, and she picks up and says, "Well, you close at 4, I am used to accountants working 24 hours a day, I don't know when I am going be able to get there."
Me: It is 5:30, I am here, come get your return.
Snippy: I'm in Vegas.
Me: As in Las Vegas? Nevada? When will you be back?
Snippy: Friday night.
Me: I will be here Saturday, as always, call me and I'll unlock the door.
Snippy: I have to work Saturday.
I mailed it to her Chattanooga, TN address, she has not returned the 8879, nor has she paid me. I'm sure she has used my return and filed it herself. Hope I never see her again.