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Funny of the day. A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine'. The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's aXX, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

I was talking with a new lady farmer and discussing dep life for the animals. Then it happened. I said a brush hog carried a 7 yr life and she asked will it live that long? :P