kcjenkins Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Thanks, KC! I really miss "Shoe." Our paper no longer carries it so this was a nice treat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 What did the tired chess player do? He took the knight off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Recently on a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Oh, how I missed that. Thanx, KC, for being here for us. Hope we can send some smiles your way, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 By all means, feel free to add your 'laugh' to the thread, I do need them more these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 My son caught a chicken snake. My first attempt a censorship, BTW. Hope that tape does not hurt coming off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Hope that tape does not hurt coming off. OW!!! That made me grimace when I read that!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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