OldJack Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Funny of the day. A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine'. The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's aXX, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljwalters Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 LOL Thanks I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 I was talking with a new lady farmer and discussing dep life for the animals. Then it happened. I said a brush hog carried a 7 yr life and she asked will it live that long? :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Hey, I once came behind a CPA who had put bush hog on the farmers livestock depreciation schedule, but had ALSO [i swear this is true] put a bulldozer there!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hey, I once came behind a CPA who had put bush hog on the farmers livestock depreciation schedule, but had ALSO [i swear this is true] put a bulldozer there!! Hey, my neighbor has a bull that walks thru our fence all the time, maybe that's him. Was the bulldozer named "Bruce"? I have a little red calf named "Bruceen" now, BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I had a lovely heifer from just such a situation myself. And the next year, a nice little bull calf. sold the cow that year, so we could stop fixing that fence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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