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This is just too cute not to pass on....have fun,

I have no idea how they do this:

TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc., and...it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!!

Make sure you type in "Kiss", too, but do it last!!!

http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

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Thank you, KC. I emailed it to my college daughter to give to her apartment-mate who has had "puppy" on the shopping list on the refrigerator for months! This puppy will make less mess on the carpet than the hamster they're keeping for a girlfriend in a dorm. Thanks so much for sharing. And, you and hubby continue in our prayers.

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That was cute. I tried lay down and I got a response instead of an action. Love the kiss.

FYI, "lie down" works.

:rolleyes:

KC, I hope someone brings as much joy to your life and you bring to this forum. I pray that your husband will be back home beside you soon, and you can continue to bring joy to this forum.

Daune/CA

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Thank you, Daune. Things are looking better, but we have a long way to go still. When you get into your 60's you just don't heal as fast, I think. But my many friends on this board do bring joy into my life.

KC,

Just a word of encouragement to let you know that the healing does happen, I am in my 70s and went through what your husband is going through now abt 18 mos ago. Doing fine now, just hv to pay attention to my limitations. It is difficult to admit that we are faced with limitations, but the Lord helps us along the way. Follow Doctors orders and God's and things do work out wonderfully in this great world the Lord has given us to use on our way to a more abundant life.

Daune

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Thanks, Daune. I appreciate it.

By the way, here's something else that gave me a good laugh. Please read it all the way through.

Comprehensive Final Exam

Instructions: There are only 16 questions. Read all instructions and questions carefully before you begin. Time limit 4 hours. You may begin when you are ready.

Biology

1) Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the evolution/creation argument. Verify this estimation.

Economics

2) Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: CEO compensation, the China trade balance, and minimum wage.

Engineering

3) The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to your room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

English Literature

4) Rewrite, from memory, Atlas Shrugged -- but with a counter point of view. You will find 1,500 sheets of paper under your chair.

General Knowledge

5) Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

Geography

6) Draw a detailed map of the world showing the location of all armed conflicts. Extra credit: mark an "X" over the exact hiding place of Osama Bin Laden, and calculate how many hundred miles he is from the nearest American soldier.

History

7) Describe the history of all religions from their earliest origins to the present day. Prove which is best in a manner that will convince the members of all other religions to convert.

Logic

8) Using accepted methodology, prove all four of the following: That the universe is infinite; that truth is beauty; that there is no little person who turns off the light in the refrigerator when you close the door, and that you are the person taking this exam. Now disprove all of the above. Show all work.

Management Science

9) Define Management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Implement your algorithm on either a GE 645, CDC 7600, IBM 360/195, or PDP-8. Your program should include all software necessary to support 100 interactive consoles.

Mathematics

10) Calculate PI to two million decimal places and, by using this result, calculate the volume of the galaxy to 1,999,999 decimal places.

Medicine

11) Behind your desk you will find a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work is inspected.

Music

12) Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with full orchestra. You will find a piano under your seat.

Philosophy

13) Why? Explain your answer.

Physics

14) Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science, plus the possible effect of electromagnetic radiation on the global pollution.

Political Science

15) On the desk behind you is a red phone. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

Psychology

16) Employing principles from the major schools of psychoanalytic thought, successfully subject yourself to analysis. Make appropriate personality evaluations and changes, bill yourself, and fill out all appropriate medical insurance forms. Then do the same to the person on your immediate left.

Final instruction: Note that the instructions at the top told you to read all questions before starting. If you have not made any marks on your answer sheet you may write your name at the top and it turn in for an "A" grade. If you have started answering any question, you must complete all of them.

Good Luck. :lol:

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Yes, so did I now and then on a quiz, just to see how many of them actually paid attention. It's surprising how consistent the results were in matching the final class standings. Those who actually took the time to read the instructions and follow them were the same ones who ended up at the top of the class. Go figure!

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