kcjenkins Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey." "No problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit." "Thanks for the tip!" said the second bee, and flew away. A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?" "Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table! I made my quota easily." "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee. "That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teri2414 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I'd be laughing very loudly except the rest of the house is sleeping..I'm going to remember this one!!! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxguy057 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 That was a good one.... give us MORE!! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 What is the difference between an IRS agent and a mosquito ? One is a blood sucking parasite and the other is an insect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Love them!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Great one, KC. Here's a little one for those of us (most of us!) who remember Hollywood Squares and the great answers by Paul Lynde. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Thanks, KC and Catherine! I now have a smile instead of a frown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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