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Catherine

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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

Well here it is: A gentleman, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single ass hole, dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?
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LOL. Grandpa probably saw all those people on the way to church, too! Ha!

I have a client like this grandpa. His son-in-law asked to borrow some money one time. Sonny came in and told me, "He not only said 'No', he said, 'Hell, no.' Then we all went to church."

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