I am certainly hoping that your statement is rife with sarcasm....
The IRS has been doing EXACTLY what you described for at least the past 3 years.
True documentable story:
At the firm, we specialize in home based businesses. We do returns from all 50 states. 2012 tax year, new client from Kansas City, MO. She contacted us because of our connection to Mary Kay consultants, etc. Late February, I took her phone call and she was asking basic questions about her first year in Mary Kay. As part of the conversation, I asked what her daytime job was. "I work for the IRS." My heart quickened a bit then settled down.
Me: "Really! How long have you worked for the IRS?"
Her: "Since this past October."
Me: "What do you do there?"
Her: "Currently I am answering phone calls in the Where's My Refund department. It is pretty straight forward to get people answers."
Me: "What did you do before working for the IRS?"
Her: "I have a background as a paralegal. In addition, with a few more weeks of training, I will move up to processing 1040X returns. I should be doing that by June."
Me: "That is great that they let you move up so quickly." (Inside I wanted to scream!!!)
Her: "Yes moving up seems easy. How difficult can processing amended returns be?"
Me: "Well it sounds like you have a good career path working. Are there any other questions I can answer for you?"
Her: "Nope. You have answered all my questions."
Me "Thank you for calling. If you have any other questions, please feel free to call back."
This story is 100% factual by me, first person live.
I can only hope to the great tax gods in the sky that none of my amended returns end up in her hands.