Janitor Bob Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Client arrived for appointment....sat down to exchange pleasantries. Lila the Giant friendly house dog (confined to a nearby hallway/room) runs to the gate/room seperator to greet the client...then gallops away.....seconds later Lila bounds down the hallway again...then there was explosive diarrhea, gasps of awe disgust at both the smell and quantity.....then everything got kinda hazy and I do not remember anything that happened for the next 30 minutes. Client sent text requesting to re-schedule for a later date. Several rugs are deceased and I have spent my evening cleaning instead of doing taxes. I need to drink more...lots more 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanmcq Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 JB, thanks for a smile on a cold night! Not fun at all on your end (or Lila's for that matter) but it'll be a great story on April 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_accountant Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Good thing you got janitor skills Bob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 OMG!!!! and YIKES!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I expected a similar story in the Pacun's thread "Liquidated damages" but was sorely disappointed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCL Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I expected a similar story in the Pacun's thread "Liquidated damages" but was sorely disappointed. omg...eric has been sucked into an off topic thread...not that there is anything wrong with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippery Pencil Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Diarrhea - you, the dog, or the client? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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