Janitor Bob Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Door bell rings at 7:30am...I'm still shaving and not really awake....I wipe my face off, put on my shirt and go to the door. There is a kid standing there (child of a client)....mom decided to stay in car apparently. "Hi there", I say....what can I do for you? "I gots boogers!" he states very proudly...."wanna see?" "No, Thanks" I say...."Do you have something for me?" I ask (seeing the 8879 and check in his little hand) "Yep...here...moms a pickle!"...and he runs back to the car I wave to mom and head back inside with my check and signed 8879.....but I cannot seperate the two,,,,because they are stuck together by.....Yep...he gots boogers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulldogTom Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 From the bad client kid file. Patty is working on a return with several rentals. The clients bring their kid (an adorable 9 year old girl) to the interview at about 6 pm. As they work on the return, the child starts wondering arround the office. The next day, Patty starts chewing me out for errasing all the appointments in the book. But I did not do it. That adorable little monster slipped into the reception chair, grabbed a pencil and proceeded to erase all the appointments in the appointment book. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Tom Lodi, CA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Managed Solutions Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 haha. I'm sorry Tom, but that one made me laugh. But don't worry Bob, I laughed at yours for a bit too! That's too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Bob Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 haha. I'm sorry Tom, but that one made me laugh. But don't worry Bob, I laughed at yours for a bit too! That's too funny! I'm still puzzled by the "moms a pickle" comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'm still puzzled by the "moms a pickle" comment Because she -doesn't- want to ride her motorsickle? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstaxes Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I may be old but "pickle" reminds me of being pickled (drunk) but at 7:30 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I may be old but "pickle" reminds me of being pickled (drunk) but at 7:30 am. There was a "poem" (term used advisedly) in MAD Magazine a gazillion years ago about a professor who taught English Lit; in fact, he taught everything "lit". I think I had that professor (years later). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry D EA Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 He He!!!! Bstaxes I thought the same thing. Maybe he meant mom was "pickled" The worst one that I had was a kid that ate my business cards!. At that time I couldn't afford a printer and made them myself on an inkjet printer and you know what that ink does when it gets wet. Told the parent that letting their child eat those might not be a good idea. They didn't seem to see a problem with it. Haven't seen them since and I didn't get sued so I guess I am in the clear. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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