Janitor Bob Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 New client....from his hand-writing on his box of stuff, I'd say his name is gorthop. He tells me he is going to file as "no longer married" needing clarification, I asked if he had been married and if he was now divorced. Gorthop said well, I aint seen no fancy lawyer, but ever since I pissed on the dog, I have been considered unmarried. I lost it I laughed so hard I shot diet coke from my nose. Gorthop said "Yep....I thought it was funny too, but Ma and the dog didn't....some folks just don't git what funny is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Oh my God......that one cracked me up. I almost fell out of my chair. :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Days like this - -we SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO need these posts!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Days like this - -we SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO need these posts!!!!! Days like this indeed -- I've been sitting here quietly going mad while working like the Furies. THANKS for the wonderful laugh; I SO needed it!! :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 "Quit Licking That" indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NECPA in NEBRASKA Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Love it. Thanks, JB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Well by golly, I've had one of those days too. My shoulder muscles are totally tight and rock hard!! Not a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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