ILLMAS Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 The recession has hit everybody really hard.... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen, 16 Senators.... I saw a Mormon with only one wife. The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" I called them and asked if they meant me or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 I had to chuckle despite some close to home hits. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstaxes Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 This is funny. It could almost be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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