Elrod

:angry:I found a hare in my rabbit stew..............WaW...WaW........

:oYawn!

Taxbilly, You were right...........I am perplexed today....Just not pleasantly...... Strange Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeling.!!!!! :blink:

Monday, I was confused................. Yesterday, I was befuddled........................ Today, I'm confused and befuddled....................... Go Figure............ :dunno:

He's not over on the other place....... Can't find him here..... It just ain't fair..... No One over their helps like he did.. Wa......Wa.........Wa...... :scratch_head:

It's lunch time.??????????????????????? Tuna fish samich......... Applesauce.............. Chips.................. Cold Faygo............ Yum.....Yum........ Wish I had a banana... :spaz:

# By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." # It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

We have received numerous e-file returns in which the Form 1040, Schedule M was completed incorrectly causing high fallout to the Error Resolution System (ERS). E-file returns that fallout to ERS may cause a delay in the processing for 2 to 3 weeks. The YES and NO boxes should be checked per the Schedule M line instructions. If the NO box is checked on line 10 or line 11 of the Schedule M, please do not enter an amount on either line. On a joint return, if both spouses received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $500 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if both spouses received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11. On a joint return, if only one spouse received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the other spouse received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 11. On other than a joint return, if the taxpayer received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the taxpayer also received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11.

You Go Girl...........

I'm Soooooooo........... Lonely........ I wanna go witcha next time.....Peas.! :spaz:

Banana Soup.............. Freekin Yummy.......... :spaz:

Banana soup It's Yummy............. Turns my teeth yellow, though!.. :spaz:

Dear Mr. Bob, Your 8/17/09, banana order has our warehouse, Backed Up. We gotta have a response..... The stench has already sent 2 HI-lo guy's to the infirmary. Maynard and Ethel, across the street, said.. They would take a bunch... They like pie. Our number is 111-222-3456 Gus... the hog farmer over in Kingston Township, said.. He'd probably take some.. Maybe. Our number again... 222-111-6453 If you contact us before midnight tonight... We'll include this lunch pail with your order... It even has a thermos in it. Please Advise: Thanks, Elrod Chief Rind Engineer Apealing Industries Division of.. Green-Yellow-Rot, LTD I Like Soup.........

That's about all I need for Christmas...... MERRY CHRISTMAS... ONE AND ALL................ :spaz:

Thanks Taxbilly What will they do with that nickle? :dunno:

Poo - Poo ! Let me quote a great American republican...................... " Life is like a box of chocolates ........... Ya never know what your gonna get. " I can still afford cookies....................... Yummy !

They all got what they wanted out of me............... Alas.!

Turn yours upside down................... See what you get... Aug. 2005, I remember wondering where that dang toothpick went to. :spaz:

Just my $ .02 worth.......... I ain't rich needer......... Someone.....PLEASE Bail me out....... I want a cookie..........................................

Wife put a big pickle in my lunch...... Now I gotta finish this samich & warm fago..................... :spaz:

Thanks Zeke................................ But I Ett em all up..................No worksheet, there................

Apparently still not ready for efile.......... Can't understand that........It's just a worksheet.

.When - Skipping rocks across the water causes sparks......... :spaz:

.....The fourth one ducked............. :spaz:

COOKIE....... :spaz: