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Elrod

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  1. Elrod

    NT - Laugh

    Hey..... Kea............ I need to be repaired................HELP! :spaz:
  2. Mines beeeen jittery ever since i accedently dropped a banana in it whiles it was a runnin. Gotta keeps my mouth empty, or stop leenin over it, a wonderin how it makes them there coppys.
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  4. Elrod

    Woo Hoo!!!

    I'd quit!
  5. Neibrink.................Form MI-8453 http://www.michigan.gov/taxes/0,4676,7-238-44143-268091--,00.html http://www.michigan.gov/documents/taxes/MI-8453_372135_7.pdf
  6. KC........At my age, it.s hard to laugh at ya.......But.....You're not alone. Eat Sunflower seeds.....They not only help my memory....I'm super regular too.... :scratch_head:
  7. So is the water company, electric company, roof repairman......I aint gonna send them a 1099.Would You?
  8. Kea, You answered your own question..............Insurane through pension is still an employer paid subsidy.
  9. I would say NO........................... Look at it as an expense, such as property taxes or utilities.
  10. I just figure one extra form for each ten sch. D entries............Assuming that you charge by the form.. Then imput and bill customer. " I's don't need's any stinking CP2000's "
  11. Me only like....FAGO.........It's Yummy!
  12. There was a time when we saved up for our old age; now we save up for April 15th. On April 15th you count your blessings . . . and then send them to Uncle Sam. We could only wish that Congress, and all Presidents, had to stop spending when they ran out of our money.........But unfortunately, they’re like teenagers with a credit card with no credit limit.
  13. I just keep on swingin........Wife says it maintains my girly figure, ...for an old dude.
  14. Yup........................................ Sounds like that would make a yummy soup...JB It would go nice with a clod Fago rootbeer. :spaz:
  15. Here's the IRS page: http://www.irs.gov/app/picklist/list/formsInstructions.html?value=2848&criteria=formNumber&submitSearch=Find Also Note:... See Notice 2011-6 and Special rules for registered tax return preparers and unenrolled return preparers in the instructions.
  16. And Happy Eating............... :spaz:
  17. Me been very busy.....................But......................... Me still like hot soup..................A lot................. TAXES.....................What A Mess.......... :scratch_head:
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  18. Deb, I know how happy you feel................ Have some cupcakes and celebrate...That's what I did..Yey for YOU! Elrod
  19. Leave 'Em Hanging -Quick and easy classic prank. Just wait until your victim is in the shower, then sneak in and grab their clothes and all the towels. (You might want to get the bath mat too!) -Take a few pages from the inside of last week's newspaper, and substitute them for today's issue. (Sports pages work great, or comics--whatever is the victim's favorite section!). -Take all the cereal in the house, remove the plastic bags from the boxes, and switch them around. When the victim tries to eat breakfast they will do a double-take when the wrong cereal pours out. -Meet someone you know in the hall, talk with them, then say goodbye and let them walk away from you. When this person is a good distance from you, call them back (as if you have a secret to tell them, so they have to get close to you again). When this person gets back to you, lean over and whisper in their ear, "How far would you have gotten if I hadn't called you back?!?!" :spaz:
  20. Only when she's on a bad, date!........ :spaz:
  21. :spaz:Socrates...
  22. Elrod

    socks

    JB...........Look in the closet..... But! ..... Be Careful!..
  23. I must be old.............. I only had two........Eat & Sleep.
  24. :spaz:OH!............And @ Banana.......
  25. Thermos full of Tater Soup.............. Sweeties' home made bread........ Cold faygo root beer.......... Yummy!
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