kcjenkins Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted October 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THIS ONE? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 HEY! I RESEMBLE that remark!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAMalody Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Boy, Jack from Ohio, you have left the barn door open on that one. No matter what anyone says, you are a man of courage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Boy, Jack from Ohio, you have left the barn door open on that one. No matter what anyone says, you are a man of courage! I have big shoulders, an amazing wife that loves me, my man card is NOT in danger and despite all the comments directed at me.... "I have survived much larger threats and insults from far more capable people than the ones on this site." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry O Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 :spaz: :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Government Shutdown Pickup Lines "I don't care what the Government says. You'll always be essential to me!" "Want to go back to my place and strip some legislation?" "Is that a debt ceiling in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "If you're with me, under the Hastert rule, we can take this motion straight to the floor." "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm on furlough, so call me maybe?" "You must be laid off from the CDC because your smile is infectious." "If I were a congressman, I'd filibuster about you all night long." "What's really non-essential are these clothes we're wearing." "Where have you been sequestered all my life?" "Hey, my place is not government-operated, so it's still open." "Are you furloughnsome tonight?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 I love those! I'm going to steal them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted October 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 DIVORCE vs. MURDERA nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 My grandparents, who lived downstairs from us, were married for 46 sometimes tempestuous years (Italian tempers). After one of their not-terribly-rare scream-fests, I asked my grandmother if she had ever considered divorce. "Divorce?!?!" she exclaimed, looking aghast. "Divorce?!?!?!" "Never! Murder...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Having been through a divorce and then a custody battle (that was really about child support; he didn't want his son!), I do not believe in divorce. I do believe in murder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kcjenkins Posted October 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y83FbFKi7zg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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