RitaB Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 No! You can NOT have your returns by 4 p.m. No! You can NOT run up here right now to sign your returns. No! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 No, your date of birth is not on the return from your previous preparer, just tell me your date of birth, it's not that hard, and now we know why you didn't get along with the aforementioned previous preparer. Yes, yes we do. OMG. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 No, I cannot call you to tell you what you owe IRS and me. You will live until you get here today or tomorrow. But maybe not long after that. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windmill Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Rita is on a ROLL. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) Rita is on a ROLL.New greeting: "Hi, this is Rita. Come get your shit." Edited April 14, 2015 by RitaB 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I once threatened to give a client not only all his "garbage" back, but to add my office kitchen's garbage to it! Thankfully, I only voiced that threat to my husband, who gave me a hug and promised to deal with the *@#* himself. He did, and I got great pleasure listening [from hiding] to him tell the creep very firmly that he was not EVER welcome in our office again. Don had a very good vocabulary, so I'm sure from the quite way he left that the client did not understand half the words Don called him! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hahn1040 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 No you can't bring that last piece of info (that I have been waiting for for ten days) when you come to pick it up! You don't mind waiting for me to finish it once you get here : BUT I DO! I am not going to put it in , print and assemble "while you wait" send it AT LEAST an hour before you plan to be here.... and I hope you get stuck in traffic 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 New greeting: "Hi, this is Rita. Come get your shit." How would we possibly live without you Rita? You brighten every day!!!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanmcq Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I've been reading Rita's comments aloud to non tax people like my roommate and the young gal that was staying in my room at the conference I was just at. They get it because they know what I'm going through! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Y'all know I'm not as mean to my clients as I let on, right? Well, except that one guy, he had it coming, and the boot extraction device is a write-off, and I'd be a better people person if I knew better people... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 That's too bad, Rita. I was going to hire you to come put a few of my clients in their places, or your boot in their places. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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