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Where is the Beeno?


Janitor Bob

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So myself, Lenny the Pirate, and Chaz (the guy on the corner by Woody's Market that drinks warm Corona) go to the Wal-Mart cuz we were all out of pop-tarts and paper towels and dog food...We were in the dog food Isle discussing the various fillers and nutritional contents. Lady comes up to me and sais "Hey...do you know where the Beeno is?....I have gas something crazy!"

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So myself, Lenny the Pirate, and Chaz (the guy on the corner by Woody's Market that drinks warm Corona) go to the Wal-Mart cuz we were all out of pop-tarts and paper towels and dog food...We were in the dog food Isle discussing the various fillers and nutritional contents. Lady comes up to me and sais "Hey...do you know where the Beeno is?....I have gas something crazy!"

It must be your charming smile!

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My guess is that you appeared to be the one intelligent person in the store who would most certainly know the location of this product. You probably had the "aura" of someone intimately familiar with its use...

I want to know which dog food you think is best. I need to know what to feed my granddog when she visits.

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