A new pirate joins Captain Hook's ship, and he begins asking questions:
Pirate: Captain Hook, will ye tell me how ye got yer pegleg, hook, and eye patch?
Captain: Well matey, we was havin a fierce fight and a cannonball took me leg off clean at the knee. The good doctor fixed me up with this here pegleg and that's how it's been ever since.
Pirate: Captain, that explains the pegleg but will ye tell me how ye got yer hook and lost yer eye?
Captain: Well matey, we was havin a fierce fight and a swordsman took me hand off clean at the wrist. The good doctor fixed me up with this here hook and that's how it's been ever since.
Pirate: Captain, that explains the pegleg and the hook, but how did ye lose yer eye?
Captain: Well matey, that came from a mosquito bite on my left eyebrow.
Pirate: Captain, do ye mean there's mosquitos out there what can pierce yer eye?
Captain: No matey, I had the misfortune of the mosquito bitin my eyebrow the day after I got me hook!
ARRGH!