Elrod Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Twinkie the Kid, and Cap'n Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Loved it. Thanks, Elrod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NECPA in NEBRASKA Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Very funny! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelgilb Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Funny But remember a great icon did die recently George Carlin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 I sent it to my daughter-in-law who works for General Mills. She sent it on to her boss. Very Cute!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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