Janitor Bob Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 that I was as useful as a 3-legged donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maura Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Well that is better than... as useful as teats on a bull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 that I was as useful as a 3-legged donkey You can still _laugh_ at a three legged donkey. And they don't run away.... at least, not very fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Well that is better than... as useful as teats on a bull! Actually, the correct phrase is "Useless as teats on a Boar hog". But the funny part of that is that hog breeders consider the number of teats on the boars to be important, since you want sows with a full supply of teats, and it's a proven fact that boar hogs with more teats produce offspring with more teats. And since pigs have from as little as 6 up to 30 teats, and often have litters in proportion to their teats, you can see why this is important. Oh, by the way, the forward teats on a sow are more productive than the hind ones---hence that old American phrase, "sucking the hind tit." Just a bit of left-over knowledge from my hog-raising days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 KC has done everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 The knowledge you can gain from this forum is priceless!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 And quite varied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 And quite varied! agreed..... hey, you never know when ya might need some of this knowledge. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teri2414 Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Actually, my mother once told me she thought i was capable of murder..??? of course then i talked my way back home and killed her from uterine cancer or so my ex tells our daughter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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