Lion EA Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Not only is my son getting married, my stepdaughter has her first "adult" job and was excited about getting a long box of premium business cards. She just emailed me the following: Joke of the Week I get a weekly school newsletter with info and jokes and stuff- I'm such a big girl! The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors & TAX PREPARERS Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors AND TAX PREPARERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted April 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Thank you, KC. I'm sure that's why she sent it to me. I thought about that but didn't edit it until you mentioned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 WONDERFUL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrod Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 I ain't nutton but @ hound daug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Bull Dog + Schitzu = Bullsh** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jklcpa Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Golden Retriever + Old English Sheepdog = a Golden Oldie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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