Catherine Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!" "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution." "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room." "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches." "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue." "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!" "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration." "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?" "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Okay, Catherine, you've lost it entirely now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRS Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Obviously, the end of tax season is approaching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Well, now, pardner, it depends on which Western you might be talkin' about. I'm in the midwest so maybe things have changed 'out thar thataways.' I think the chaps issue is a real concern nowadays - at least for me! Thanks Catherine, for needed chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrod Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Yippy - Ky - Yay...........Cathy :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted April 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I must thank one of my older daughter's friends for passing these along to me.... I got a chuckle out of them and am glad y'all did, too. Time to herd up them tax form ponies and ride off into the sunset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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