Janitor Bob Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 As I am finishing my morning bowl of Rice Chex, I hear the raucus rumble of my first client arriving....apparently without his muffler. I wait for the inevitable knock....because who uses doorbells anymore? I open the door and sure enough its jeb (short for Jebidiah, he sais...I say its short for Jobs elude bozos). First thing he says (after walking through my living room) is "I should prob take off my boots cuz theyz gots poop all over them" Then he sez... Oh Bob....by the way, I think I ran over your pole light when I pulled in...I would have stayed on the driveway, cept, I'm still drunk from last night and yes...he did indeed run completely over my pole light that previously stood outside several feet from my driveway now its me and the carpet cleaner doing poop removal....then out in the yard to pick up what's left of the pole light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJack Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Just add it all to the bill. He will pay after a loud holler and he will not run over it again.. as he will not be back next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Definitely a finalist for worst client. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 We've got us a real competition going here. Maybe we should keep track and have some sort of consolation prize for the worst of the season. I'm thinking there will be many, many entries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Janitor Bob -- you've sure earned your forum moniker today! Hope that "good ole Jeb" pays for the mess he made and goes elsewhere next year. Here -- give him the brick wall to knock some sense into his head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray in Ohio Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 frickin idyut!!!! :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Ray, I believe we agreed that the correct spelling is 'frikkin' although, when it comes to idyut, variations on spelling are likely acceptable. I have trouble with folks bumping into my mailbox post. Every time I remind them of the narrow drive, look out the window, don't rely on your rear view mirror, and, alas, repeatedly this falls on deaf, idyut ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfassett Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I showed this to my wife and she said "is that true"? I said if Janitor Bob said it, its true. What a moron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I don't think you should call your wife a moron, even if she did not know that Janitor Bob always speaks the truth. It just isn't nice. I hope she doesn't read this board. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfassett Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 LoL!!! That made my day! I suspect if I ever called her a moron, she would find out one way or the other and slap me all the way to Janitor Bob's place and back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry D EA Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I wish things were this exciting around my neck of the woods. JB where in the world do you get'em from? I mean clients like yours. I thought you were in the big city of Canton or Massillon where there aren't many farms? Of course, the poop could have come from anywhere but just asking. :spaz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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