Janitor Bob Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Jarvis stops by my house/office today. I do not open the door because he smells like old whiskey and urine. He states (quite loudly) "Bob...you git out here so eyes can kick your ass!" "No, thanks...why do you want to do that?"I asked "Cuz you haz been makin me pay taxes and I dont need to cuz willie sed that I am past the statue of Limousines!" I said "Well, Jarvis...why don't you go home and get some sleep and I will check into this for you." "he states (even louder) "I anta gonna pay no mo taxes cuz I am past duh statue of limouzines.!" He then proceeds to throw up in my mail box. Wow...I love my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booger Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Is Jarvis related to Crazy Mary (who takes a bath in the courthouse fountain)? Booger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Bob Posted April 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Is Jarvis related to Crazy Mary (who takes a bath in the courthouse fountain)? Booger ...So Jarvis's son stops by today and sez..."Hey there, I'm nuckle..my pop Jarvis said you need to do my taxes"...After confirming that Jarvis had indeed sobered up and accepted the fact that taxes need to be filed, I told nuckle (I assume not his real name) that I could do that and to bring me a copy of last years taxes...Oh...I aint never filed taxes before, I been too busy killing pigs.....I did not ask...I don't think I want to know. ,,,,Man, it is too late in the season to be dealing with these people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelgilb Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 ...So Jarvis's son stops by today and sez..."Hey there, I'm nuckle..my pop Jarvis said you need to do my taxes"...After confirming that Jarvis had indeed sobered up and accepted the fact that taxes need to be filed, I told nuckle (I assume not his real name) that I could do that and to bring me a copy of last years taxes...Oh...I aint never filed taxes before, I been too busy killing pigs.....I did not ask...I don't think I want to know. ,,,,Man, it is too late in the season to be dealing with these people! Is this true? Sounded like you were telling a joke at first. Are you sure you live in Ohio and not the mountains in Kentucky or Tennessee? joel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelgilb Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 And oh, maybe you should tell him not to pay them there taxes as they is Unconstitutional! lol Joel CPA (Cleaning Pressing & Alterations) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Bob Posted April 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Is this true? Sounded like you were telling a joke at first. Are you sure you live in Ohio and not the mountains in Kentucky or Tennessee? joel Oh this is no joke...this is life in Sidney, OH.....the population is basically divided into three groups.... 1) Rich doctors and lawyers...well...maybe not so much rich as deeply in debt 2) Normal upper middle class people like myself that have almost all of our teeth 3) What I call "one-toothers" that basically delight in living in ways that de-value all properties around them...they are also usually the most freindly and the source of most of my colorful posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jklcpa Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Are they some of the people that appear on Jerry Springer's show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single Dad Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Are they some of the people that appear on Jerry Springer's show? Actually the one that did appear on Springer show (no joke, actually did apppear), that would be my client. Bob and myself both practice in Sidney. Hey JB..................where is Chaz? Haven't seen him hanging around lately! Single Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelmars Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 my way i owe about $15,000 perhaps i need you to do my taxes this year, i donna wanna pay no mor eitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyscott Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 maybe u s/ go to HRB dude... They probably have a strategy for u. Have u considered an SEP? yes,,... but have you considered investing your SEP contribution in an "off-shore REIT" preferably in country with no US tax treaty..? Somebody shoot me.. SHOOT ME NOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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