Catherine Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Top 10 Ways to Harass a Telemarketer 10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." 9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?" 6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you are just about to file for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips. 4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. 3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" 2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" And first and foremost: 1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 If it is a telephone company and they ask for the person in charge of the telephone service, ask them to hold on while you get that person and just set the phone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacun Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 When they ask for the person in charge of the phone, I said: Her name is Martha Latestaruda and let me see if she is here. I start calling (a bit loud) "Ms Latestaruda, are you still here? You have a phone call. Then I pick up the receiver and I ask them to call back when my female partner (Martha) will be in the office. I pretty sure my partner is not happy when they call her "Martha Latestaruda". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Catherine Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 http://new.music.yah...call--217308699 taxbilly I heard this a couple weeks ago; it is just about the funniest thing I've ever heard. The poor telemarketer...!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Catherine, how can you feel sorry for the telemarketer?! It's what we all have wanted to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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