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  1. His name, Lindo, translated into Spanish, is quite fitting; excellent, beautiful, fine,.
    2 points
  2. Love my Medlin. I do about 10 payrolls and it is nice to access different years without having to get into the paper files. My questions are answered instantly with a phone call. I finally had to retire my payroll program that I had for 15 years when Social Security went to 4.2% and couldn't be changed in the old program and my personal geek squad was really tired of making the DOS program run on new computers. So my geek squad loves Medlin too. The price is so nice. I do use ATX also and use the W-2 Compliance feature as well. Thanks Medlin Karen Lee
    2 points
  3. This article is missing one crucial point -- the judge placed a GAG order on the case, threatening any family member who spoke publicly about this egregious act on the part of BCF and the state DCF with jail time. It was only after Justina's dad - more concerned about his daughter's health and well-being than about his own freedom - went public and stood up to the threat that ( a ) the judge backed down on the threat (after some saber-rattling) and ( b ) public pressure was enabled to be brought to bear on this case. Make no mistake, this girl is at least closer to home now because of a brave parent and public pressure.
    1 point
  4. I assumed you'd probably exhausted that one, but thought I'd mention it just in the interest of being thorough. Guess he could fire the guy, then hire him back after 3-1/2 years. Probably wouldn't make the employee too happy. On the flip side, I had a client one time who had to put money into a SEP for an employee whom he fired at mid-year after the guy stole from him. It was either give the thief a 15% bonus or deprive himself and his other employees of the benefits of the SEP that year. Talk about a client who was upset with his financial advisor and with me...
    1 point
  5. Here's one that is a bit rude, but neither crude nor lewd: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2014/06/09/the-very-first-ever-blonde-guy-joke-and-well-worth-the-wait/ An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’ The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ‘Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’ The blonde opened his lunch and said, ‘ Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.’ The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’ The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.’ (Oh this is GOOD!!) Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, ‘Don’t look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.’
    1 point
  6. The Pastor's Talk A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he decided he couldn't tell his prim and proper wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he fell off, and the second time he got so sore he could hardly walk."
    1 point
  7. Best Speeding Excuse Ever! When asked by a young patrol office, "Do you know you were speeding?" The 83 year old woman gave the young officer an ear-to-ear smile and stated: "Yes, but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day!
    1 point
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