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Semper stupidus. Phrasies borniei prodigii collosus moronos.

As promised. "Unfortunately, I can't find those particular documents." Eheu, litteras istas reperire non possum. "I know why the numbers don't agree! I used Roman numerals!" Scio cur summae inter se dissentiant! Numeris Romanis utor! "This amount here, is that what I made or what I owe?" Haec summa, estne quod merui aut quod debeo? "Where do I sign?" Ubi signo?

I'm dumb struck.................. I all of a sudden I forgot how to read, or I am on a Klingon web site..... Someone help me... should I reboot, or update.?..... I'm so confused....

Reminds me of a 4th year Latin pop quiz I once had (55 years ago and I still remember): Osibili, si ergo Fortibusses in ero ! Nobili, demis trux -- Sewats enim, Cowsendux !! And our Latin homeroom motto from the same year-- "Semper ubi sub ubi."

@rfassett - you say the sweetest things. A friend gave me a post card with those phrases on it a couple of years ago; I mentioned it in another thread yesterday but decided it needed its own topic.

Proof positive - it does not sound good in ANY language! Did I mention that you are a sick woman?!

Saw a good one the other day out in front of a church: "Fire Insurance Available Here"

If you know of trade associations, you could contact the business department to see if any of their members are in need of switching accountants. They would be a great resource tool when a tax audit comes and you need to gather data for norms for that particular type of business.

I have a sign in front of the building, and try to keep a friendly or funny message up. I currently have "Walk-Ins Welcome - Surprise Me" on it. I really feel like that sign was responsible for 15 new clients this year. People are not afraid to come in. I have heard, "Surprise!" about 100 times since January. (That's gettin old and tired, not gonna lie.) Below is a picture of what I had on there previously. My kids' friends got a kick out of it, but it caused some confusion, especially with one fella who was worried about me and my family issues. You win some, you learn some.