kcjenkins Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 MY MOST EMBARRASSING 'SENIOR MOMENT' Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. Iwas looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately call the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all. “Honey,” I stammered. (I always call her “honey” in times like these.) “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.” There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice, “Ken,” she barked, “I dropped you off!” Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.” She retorted, “I will ... as soon as I convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car!” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Oh Bkkr Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 What a day brightener, not the story - a KC Laugh of the day! (I need to get back in my corner and be quiet, so no one knows I'm here) Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrod Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 KC........At my age, it.s hard to laugh at ya.......But.....You're not alone. Eat Sunflower seeds.....They not only help my memory....I'm super regular too.... :scratch_head: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredazcpa Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 need that one this am, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfassett Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Very funny! Reminds me of something that happened just two days ago. My wife and I arrived home together after work and as I was rummaging through my keys to unlock the front door, I looked up and said, "oh, I will just use this one". She had been home earlier and left her house key in the lock for anybody that wanted to enter, I guess. If anybody did enter though, they would have had to deal with my baby - Maggie, the German Shepherd - on the other side of the door. Good luck with that! If I come in late and the house is dark and do something or make a noise out of the norm or have a hat on, she will stop ME in my tracks. I would not want to be a stranger walking in...........Best security system around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Oh how I missed KC and her Laugh of the Day! Thanx for stopping by and sharing your humor. Hugs to you and your hubby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 The Dahli Lama walks in to a pizza place and says: "Make me one with everything." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Indeed, KC, it is sooooo good to have you back in whatever way possible. And Laugh of the Day has helped many of us get through the day with a smile instead of a grimace. This was a particularly good one as I have experienced similar situations much to my dismay. I am glad to read of others who can relate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAMalody Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 I can use that this coming Sunday. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstaxes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Thanks KC for the laugh, it eases the pain. I pray for you and your family daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Horse walks into a bar. Bartender: "Why the long face?" What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt." Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery time I come over here, we go through this. These are my three jokes that are guaranteed to make my kids go: "Mom. OMG." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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