NT: Laugh of the Day (risque)

[Catherine]

sent to me by my cousin...

• A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
• him that she needs to file her taxes.
  
  
• The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
• ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address,
• Social Security number, etc. And then asks, "What's
• your occupation?"
• "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
• The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
• The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
  
• "No, that still won't work. Try again."
• They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
• The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
• "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
  
• "Chicken Farmer it is."

[RitaB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwl5Oi0Qn0

[Guest Taxed]

Good one! Now only if America taxed its prostitutes and drug dealers we could take a bite out of the budget gap!

[Catherine]

Good one! Now only if America taxed its prostitutes and drug dealers we could take a bite out of the budget gap!

That would best be a consumption tax... ;-)

[Guest Taxed]

That would best be a consumption tax... ;-)

And what a tax even Grover Norquist would enjoy paying!!!

[Elrod]

I'm working in the wrong town...

[taxxcpa]

Once I did a return for a prostitute who worked at the Chicken Ranch (the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas).

I asked her what she wanted to list as her occupation and she said, "Secretarial Service."

[Richcpaman]

• A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
• him that she needs to file her taxes.

• The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
• ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address,
• Social Security number, etc. And then asks, "What's
• your occupation?"
• "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
• The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
• The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

• "No, that still won't work. Try again."
• They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a Politician."

That works much better, your screwing everybody.

[rfassett]

sent to me by my cousin...

• A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
• him that she needs to file her taxes.

• The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
• ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address,
• Social Security number, etc. And then asks, "What's
• your occupation?"
• "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
• The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
• The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

• "No, that still won't work. Try again."
• They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
• The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
• "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

• "Chicken Farmer it is."

I am still deliberating the tax this farmer is going to pay. 1,000 sales per year? This farmer has to be in the money. And what would be available for write offs? Um, nevermind, we don't need to go there.

[Pacun]

Once I did a return for a prostitute who worked at the Chicken Ranch (the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas).

I asked her what she wanted to list as her occupation and she said, "Secretarial Service."

The best? How would you rate the others?

[kcjenkins]

for the ladies OMG I laughed till I couldn't breath!!!!! had tears running down my face. TOO FUNNY!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150367291041441

[Margaret CPA in OH]

Sooooo funny! That's going to 'stick' with me for days! Thanks again, KC, for sharing so many smile makers with us including the tearjerkers and this is one.

[Catherine]

The hedgehog comment was where I lost it for about the 6th time!