Janitor Bob Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 I swear.....most of my time is spent explaining to clients why their tax results are not as good as their friend/hairdresser/neighbor's "but my friend does not have any kids and she filed head of household...so that's how I want to file" "Cindy got earned income credit and got a return of almost $3,000...why didn't I get that much?" "I'm sell Thirty-One, so I can claim all of my bags, clothes, and household expenses, so make sure you include that in my return". I could go on..... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack from Ohio Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Janitor Bob said: I swear.....most of my time is spent explaining to clients why their tax results are not as good as their friend/hairdresser/neighbor's "but my friend does not have any kids and she filed head of household...so that's how I want to file" "Cindy got earned income credit and got a return of almost $3,000...why didn't I get that much?" "I'm sell Thirty-One, so I can claim all of my bags, clothes, and household expenses, so make sure you include that in my return". I could go on..... Raise your rates 20%. Your business will be better, you will have less stress, and you will make more money. I did that in 2014. It works. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrod Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Doctor told me to drink plenty of fluids..........Is the lemon deductible too? 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Is it 5PM already??? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 It's FIve O'Clock somewhere...... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Normal Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Um... it's a lime. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDNY Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 I didn't want to say anything because my preference is not to have fruit with my beer. The orange slice on a Blue Moon freaks me out. And when in a Micro Brewery and the person next to me has an IPA with a watermelon slice or blueberries on the bottom I loose my appetite. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrod Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Lime........ Lemon....... It still should be deductible....Yup!........................... 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Normal Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, FDNY said: I didn't want to say anything because my preference is not to have fruit with my beer. The orange slice on a Blue Moon freaks me out. And when in a Micro Brewery and the person next to me has an IPA with a watermelon slice or blueberries on the bottom I loose my appetite. One of the best beers I ever had was a loganberry beer and they put some dehydrated berries in the glass, which rode the bubbles up and fell back down to the bottom, until they rehydrated. I'm easily amused! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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