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My daughter worked for me a couple of years ago. We always end phone calls with Love You, Bye. And she caught herself saying that more than once. On another note, my other daughter was helping in the office. My name is Elizabeth but I've always been called Beth. I hear her repeating on the phone "Beth. You know, like meth but with a B"

I left my son to answer the phone once day for FIVE MINUTEs. i happened to call back and found out he was answering the phone, "This is Ryan, I can't help you."

I may need some more coffee this morning. Client: I'll be dropping my taxes off this morning. Our 2nd child was born Feb 17th. Hope that helps us. Me: If she was born in 2023, I'll need her SSN. Me again: Oh, of course you meant 2023. We haven't reached the 17th of this month yet. At least I haven't ended a client call with "love you too" like a friend did. Friend's employer is a large city in FL. Friend and caller (a stranger to her) both had a good laugh.

When my girls worked for me, they quickly learned to identify themselves immediately - because the three of us are utterly interchangeable on the phone. They would answer, and people would instantly launch into their complicated questions only to be told, "You'll have to talk to mom; hang on she's coming." The flip side is when older daughter had her first job, they handed out the W2s in January. Her response was, "great; thanks!" and the other kids were asking "what is this and what do I do with it?" She started explaining and next thing she knew, she had the entire shop surrounding her as she explained the data fields and where the information went on the federal and state forms. She told me later, "As I was talking, I was thinking to myself 'I sound just like mom...'"

Gail, at least he wasn't answering, "This is Ryan, and I'm beyond help!"

year's ago when my daughter was in middle school, she knew when she answered the phone (land line- no one had a cell phone back then) she had to listen for the fax sound and wait until it picked up. what she didn't know was that the person on the other end could hear her. one time, she was waiting for the fax sound and being silly, she screamed some gibberish in the phone. She was so embarrassed when my client responded to her.

Margaret, I must say that you certainly come up with some unique tax scenarios

Yes, only one type of 1099 per 1096.

Many years ago I had a similar situation. The student at the time was not on speaking terms with the parent who had been claiming her, so no go on seeing if parent claimed. Called the IRS to see if they could tell if she had used up her 4 years or not. Agent said they do not track the years by the student SSN but rather the SSN of return claiming it. Make of this what you will.

That's how I interpreted it when I posted that it meant "noncash" which doesn't match with the wire transfer scenario. This situation is like wrestling with pig, the pig enjoys it and you end up all muddy.

Code K indicates noncash distribution, yet custodian is saying "funds" were wired. How can that be if it was noncash? Also, if noncash, then it is entirely possible that there was no cash that could have been withheld and paid. Custodian should be able to tell your client exactly what these noncash assets were and where they were distributed to. I have several client whose brokers invested in PTP partnerships inside IRAs because of ROI and within acceptable risk. Is it possible your client's transaction involved only a change of account titling to client's personal name and is reported as a distribution?

New line on the client questionnaire: Have you shared a bedroom for greater than 6 months?

Here is a new twist. The phone meeting with the custodian went absolutely nowhere. The custodian did state these folks sold the asset to themselves. Okay great, the 1099R is checked as an IRA SEP. So, how did that happen? How do you sell yourself an IRA??? We're back at square one because the previous rep for the custodian failed to follow thru and update the contact phone number and the rep today couldn't verify identity because the client couldn't receive a verification on a phone they no longer have.